tdudey123
Toronto, Canada
Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML
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dmblonde 13
Maybe you needed to be more specific about the seat you were offering her.
thisgirlysfml 2
Better than no lap dance..
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Bullpine 11
I would have pushed her off. I don't care who it is, no strangers going to sit on my lap.
anarchistpunk 3
Then maybe you could stand to learn some kindness.
jem970 19
So to be a good person I should just let a random stranger come along and let them sit in my lap...? Without knowing their intentions or if they are just plain crazy? Call me a terrible person then, I would just give them my seat....
Steve95401 49
Did your bus ride have a happy ending?
dsl1123 8
At least the lap dance was free .
Blurry_1 0
No no no no no no.....
drkate25 30
You go girl! Work it grandma!
Iknoweverything 29
Grandmothers have needs too. Think of it as taking care of an old lady in need.
pipercub17 5
A lap Dance it better when the stripper is crying
klx125cross 9
She wants you.
perdix 31
I hope you shoved a few loonies into her granny panties. Those girls work for tips!
Austyn57 1
old people need love to lol