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tdudey123 Toronto, Canada

Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML

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I'm just gonna comment for the badge :P And yes, she was moving around, due to the bus rattling around (I hope).

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Maybe you needed to be more specific about the seat you were offering her.

Better than no lap dance..

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oooohhh, that grandma wanted that D!