Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Party hard!
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Facebook's cesspit
Today, I mentioned on Facebook that I'll be out of town over the weekend, because I am attending my grandmother's funeral. I soon got comments saying "Pics or it didn't happen" and "Killed her for the inheritance, eh?" followed by a solitary "LOLLL". FML
Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML
Thoughts and prayers
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
Treacherous smileys
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
No love lost
Today, my estranged mother texted me saying, "Gran died, LOL." My grandmother and I were fairly close, so I was shocked and disgusted. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and asked if she knew what "LOL" meant. She did. FML
LOL
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
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eliasqfuntybunt 2
Um, yeah, you deserved that. You set out to be a prick, then you acted like one. Whoopsie ******* daisy.
legendaryxox 0
You do realize there is an 'unlike' button right?
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Comments (186)
awesomo3000 0
every1 does that stupid...
Flavrmonky 0
anyone who centralizes their life around facebook/myspace is a tool...
Boslof 0
Yeah I Like everything on facebook and it pisses people off. I thinks its hilarious.
Sessee 4
Your life isn't ******. Just say you miss her grandmom, too, or something.
jet_fml 0
Your fault for being purposefully annoying.
your_face 15
If they mention it to you, you could just say you meant the "like" as sympathy. Like, you're happy they're dealing with their emotions?
Prisoner_24601 0
That was just a bad idea.
wasabipeas 0
that's, um...hilarious?
zebendyone 0
Uhh, that was a stupid prank. I don't think anyone would get annoyed about that, they'd probably just think you liked their status.
wrestler_fml 0
What a tite life you must have.