Today, I decided I was going to do something nice for my parents for Christmas. So, I cleaned the entire house top to bottom, baked cookies, and made them both Christmas cards. What did I get in return? They asked me to wrap my four year old sister's presents, and let me know I got nothing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me I was a bad daughter because I didn't get anything for my parents' anniversary. I just sent my brother a check for $400 for my share of their gift. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, I told my family that for my birthday I didn’t want to do any chores and just wanted the house cleaned. What they heard was mom won’t do chores today so let’s leave them all for her tomorrow. I didn’t even have a clean mug for coffee this morning. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
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russianspy1234 11
sell her present on ebay instead?
lesab734 0
You definetely did not deserve that. Kinda sad to hear you did all that, but didn't receive the tiniest bit of gratitude. merrr Christmas though!!?!!
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Comments (73)
anonymous45610 0
some of you people are spoiled beyond help
ndvorsky 4
wouldn't you like to be thanked?
tamaldasagofan89 0
I felt sorry for you not making fun or anything Seriously i put myself in your shoes.....:(
broy7formvp 0
broy7formvp 0
this is such bull. there are no nonalcholicic parents this terrible this Is just sick and wrong if it's true
psymon_fml 0
assholes!
SuperSeriouslyFM 0
And the gift of giving just keeps on giving...especially if you're a 4-year-old. FYL!
chris274 8
I would leave the house and stay at a friend's.
varkey 7
I hope you didn't wrap your sister's presents (because of your parents being jerks, not your sister.) FYL
varkey 7
I really hope you didn't actually wrap the presents (because your parents are jerks, not because of your sister.) FYL
RAUN 8
"Today, I decided I was going to do something nice for my parents for Christmas." "so Santa would see and not hold it against me for being such a jerk to them for years."