Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband was having an affair with his coworker. When I had a talk with him about it, his response in all seriousness was, “Lose that weight that you didn’t have before and I’ll stop fucking her.” I’d gained weight giving birth to our first child. FML
Today, I’m nine months pregnant and divorcing my husband. He’s been cheating for the past six months and blamed it on me for “lack of intimacy.” I’ve been hospitalized three times for this pregnancy thus far, so I'm sorry I’ve been sick growing a whole ass human! FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, after spending five months helping my husband lose a ton, he left me. Apparently, "fit people" should only have sex with "fit people". FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
Today, my husband announced he was leaving me for a girl he met at work because she “has a hotter body” and “looks better in bed during sex.” I gave birth to his kid earlier this year. I said I was gonna bleed him dry on child support and alimony, and he said, “So? I can afford it. I make 6 figures a year.” FML
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Top comments
choirnerd9 0
Even if he is no longer attracted to you, you ARE his wife. Unless you two agreed on taking out the part of the vows that include being faithful, he is an ass.
ellopoppet 0
I'm so sorry =| he's a prick, you have your child to look out for, ignore his dumbass and do what you have to do! good luck w| everything.
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Comments (317)
Dallyni 22
opps replied to the wrong comment ><
mariazzz 5
exactly what 25 said!
luckyluke2000 2
yeah nice excuse fatty
mariazzz 5
I don't reckon the guy would care. I think he wants out. He's def not ready to be a dad. Does OP really want to stay in a marriage after he's cheated on her because she put on weight to have their baby? Somehow I don't think she would be able to trust him again anyway... I know I wouldn't...
jupiter80 0
tell him he's not the father and it's his brother u slept with, that'll show him
puddy_fml 0
That well thought out plan will go over well in court.
heavyt 0
haha nice!
jenaandtyler4eva 0
he is just an ass who don't care for your feelings and you should fine someone who loves you for you and not just looks and you should dump him and fine someone who will treat you like gold
abcd4242 0
dump his ass. you dont need that stress it's bad for you and your baby
ckjacques53198 0
get a divorce. that dude is a piece if shit
jupiter80 0
does her crying on ur shoulder lead to sex for u?
kaitisgrait 0
what a prick!! I hope you're filing for divorce now, he clearly doesn't deserve you :(