Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I decided to clean out my closet and donate some clothes to charity. As I was carrying a heavy bag of clothes down the stairs, I tripped and fell, spilling everything everywhere. I had to start all over again. FML
Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML
Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML
Today, I pulled out of my parking lot to head to physical therapy and the alleyway was blocked by some traffic. I nudged over to allow a garbage truck to pull in and my passenger window shattered against a dumpster handle. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
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Top comments
heygirlie777 21
And they wonder why people don't give to the poor.
TheMathMajor 26
Oh no! I hope you and your car are okay. Next time maybe strap the boxes down in the truck bed.
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Comments (113)
manicethemage 9
No good deed goes unpunished.
mhall240sx 1
What's the point of owning a truck if you are going to put boxed of stuff in the front seat
RealReality 12
Are you an idiot or just read the FML wrong? He did mention there are two seats, but if the boxes are in the truck, how would they have spilled onto the road? They were in the bed.
chippa 24
Are you an idiot or just read the FML wrong? He did mention there are two seats, but if the boxes tumbled on top of OP, how would they have spilled onto the road? They didn't.
Bigmoneyshotz 0
Haaaa YDI! At least you didn't hit anyone else's car!
alwayswinning123 7
Are the boxes okay?!?
pookie0939 7
uhmm. why didn't you just put them in the back of the truck and strap them down?
PhishloverA 14
Are you gonna blame that one on gravity since it pulled the boxes down onto you when you entered the highway? Hopefully you're okay. I hope all goes well when explaining that to the cops and your insurance company
PhishloverA 14
On the other hand OP, seatbelts weren't made for only humans. Also, pickup trucks have beds for reasons
fyreprincess 3
chiming in with the others who are pointing out the obvious. why didn't you load your stuff into the back of the truck?
Sisi100_fml 1
Ironic huh?
luckoirish14 6
Keyword "Truck" why are you cramming stuff into the front when you have a TRUCK?