Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, my wife handed over most of our son's college fund, in cash, to an investment scammer going by the name "Herp A. Derpson". FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, my nosy mom opened my mail and saw how much I have in my account. She confiscated my debit card because she’s convinced no one could save that much working part time at Burger King and is demanding I confess where so much money came from. I'm moving out. Fuck her. FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out that the $200 I reluctantly gave to my mother so she could rent a house was paid to a scammer. Now she wants to live with me, in my one bedroom apartment. FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Today, I gave my mother a pre-prepared deposit envelope with my fortnightly wage in it, in cash. I tell her exactly where the deposit box is and what to do. I'm now desperately calling the bank because my mother accidentely put my $1200 deposit in the little trash can for receipts under the ATM. FML
Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML
Today, my mother, who religiously checks her bank account after every purchase, then shreds her receipts, got fed up with me not doing the same. So she shredded all my piled up receipts. These include the 100s of dollars I had spent for my work, which I need the receipts to get reimbursed for. FML
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Top comments
IKickPuppiesHard 16
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!
perdix 31
Why did you stop her? That sweet lady was just trying to help out Herpie's Kids.
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Comments (160)
OddBalls 0
Hey! That's my cousin! (;
roydawgg 3
Your mother is not very smart when it comes to frauds. But I also have a feeling Anonymous is behind this. Stupid unamericans
wajih 1
****** bitch ******
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Hope your ass gets Moderated.
idl3mind 0
At least it wasn't to "cash"
kaykay20 0
Your mom got trolled make sure she doesn't send it and be out lots or money.
austinha11 0
God you robots will say whatever people tell you to. "derp" is such an old word, yet you people just discovered it and now overuse the hell out of it. This generation is a joke. As for the mom writing the "cheque," i don't know who is more stupid, her or the pathetic loser who she was talking to,
xaer0babiix0 0
I thought parents were supposed to be the ones telling us NOT to talk to strangers on the Internet.
Superllama12 11
Seems legit
angrynegro7 16
How the hell did your mom manage to raise you if something like this threw her for a loop?!
theonlysweetpea 10
I'm with #99. Is that a Native American joke? OP, did the local university ever kick your mother out for being "dangerously stupid"?