Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
Today, I came out of the closet, after years of fear and shame, thanks to my mom making me to go to a church full of fundies my whole life. In the end, I was in tears. All I got was a frown and a "So? Want a medal or something?" FML
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
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Top comments
NorfolkDude 2
Well I guess sometimes when you feel a certain way, you fear that others won't accept you. However, sometimes it's just obvious that someone you know is gay, so perhaps she just meant "duh" as a way to say she knew all along. Don't stress it. You said it, and it sounds like you were torn apart between your mother accepting you or not. Whether or not she accepts you, you said what you needed to say, and you no longer need to think about it.
CheeseGirl 0
Did she say duh in a bad way or did she accept you? Sounds to me like she knew and doesn't care. Def. not a FML situation, more like a Awesome Accepting Mom situation, if she does that is.
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Comments (134)
toast472 0
daaayyumm!! that stinks i'm sorry... but it's still a lol moment for the rest of us :)
Claeric 0
Totally not a FML situation. You should be incredibly grateful.
frozenX207 0
at least she didn't get mad.
Moomoomoo_fml 0
Hilarous!
electrodukes 1
that is a very good reaction, trust me. at least she knew from the start. not an FML moment
isantorin 0
what #69 said. O: Don't feel bad.
ifeelasif 0
haha im sorry, yeah well my mom found out by text messages from a 23 year old.. and talked to him on the phone about it, i cried i was 14.
Helixer 0
That's really good for you! Be happy! :) I think the only real way to come out is with a burst of emotion.
lady_mononoke756 0
in a weird way that's kind of nice though, it could have been much worse, it sounds like she accepts you and was weirded out that you felt you had to explain to her when she already knew all along. when my friend came out to his parents they were totally unsupportive and couldn't accept it for a long time but they did eventually come around. seems like you won't have to go through that with your mom. sounds like she knew the whole time and didn't care and loved you just the same.
agentasuka 0
hehe cute story. you're very lucky there was no drama..at least on her side ;) she's an accepting and lover mother.