Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML
Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
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StarWolf111 21
You should get a new housekeeper...
stormstarcj 12
Maybe she was in on it...
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Comments (102)
sarah2144 14
Didn't this happen on an episode of Seinfeld? Kramer left Jerry's door open and his apartment got robbed.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I guess it's time it's time to get a new maid and maybe invest in an alarm.
YeahYeahYeahOK 6
I feel for youre loss. Our garage door was kicked in and several expensive items stolen sat. night. They loaded up the stuff on a truck within feet of where we were sleeping. They even stole the Sam Adams beer from the refrigerator in the garage. At least they left the motorcycles alone...
LilFlutter 10
Sorry for your loss of stuff, but I had to laugh about them stealing the beer but not the bikes!
an0nym0uspers0n 5
you weren't paying enough, so she got you back
airhead2015 18
I would fire her.
icepick23 12
At least you're rich enough to have a housekeeper...count your blessings
jhn122 3
#richpeopleproblem.
darkfireflame 15
Sue the housekeeper
TechnoStew 21
Make the housekeeper pay for the losses.
doglover100 29
You need a new housekeeper.