Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
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Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML
Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
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MelTheGreat 23
I hope he showers and doesn't use the same method on himself.
SherBear133 7
Genius. He may not seem like one at first glance...but looks like he just suckered you into doing his laundry ;)
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Comments (109)
gc327072 31
Nah you're thinking of Gain. Those are the commercials where the people make almost sexual noises whilst burying their face in the fabric.
infectedsense 15
Well sure, if that's your attitude to it. Teach him! I had to tell my housemate that you have to use washing up liquid and hot water to do the dishes, lol.
gracelace 3
I would teach him how to do laundry. And failing that, I would do my own laundry and let him wear his own baby-powdered clothes. Sink or swim, buddy.
disGRUNTled123 2
Teach him how to do laundry?
firefighter925 18
He probably did that on purpose to get out of doing the laundry haha
berkeleyjake 13
I bet be did it on purpose just so you will forever do the laundry
IscoreOnU 19
Yes 44 gain, after they washed the clothes in it.... Febreeze isn't washing them that's why Noor's makes sense and yours does not.
Needafarm 22
Key word "fiance." You still have time to run if laundry is key to you staying with him.
jxcala 10
Teach him honey!
zuelhater 7
I hope that this was a ploy to get you to this determination.