Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
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Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML
Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
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MelTheGreat 23
I hope he showers and doesn't use the same method on himself.
SherBear133 7
Genius. He may not seem like one at first glance...but looks like he just suckered you into doing his laundry ;)
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Comments (109)
Bubbelz 25
That's why we have machines for most laundry. It's not 1392 you know.
Czech_Zidane 14
Do you think that OP does not have a washing machine? I think that OP's fiancée "does not know" how to operate it, because it is "too hard", so he did it like "if I f.. it up, she will do it herself".
uhnevermind 24
Don't be silly, people didn't wash their clothes at all in the 1300's.
jopo_fml 1
That's a perfect execution of rule #203 of the "Before you get married" handbook. Make her believe you can't do laundry so you won't have to!
killer6969 16
Atleast he was trying
Czech_Zidane 14
I don't think so. I think that he was doing a bad job on purpose to get out from it...
crazytwinsmom 25
Do your own and let him do his, then he will actually do it correctly.
trav_o 8
Woman doing the laundry... Thats how its supposed to be right..?? :)
trav_o 8
Thats so lame they "moderated" my comment -.-
pasha92 5
As it should be
DuchessGummybuns 3
Perhaps you should sit down and teach laundry skills to this man you plan to marry...
noelasis94 18
Sounds like he forgot to get in the line where brains were being handed out
MrsLady2020 11
It sounds like he is training you.... I mean, no one can be THAT stupid. I'm telling you, this guy did it on purpose so you would start doing all the laundry.
notjanedoe 27
Looks like you will show him once how it's done, then print an instruction sheet and hang it above the washing machine.