melas303
United States
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
rawr_fml001
Brampton, Canada
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Busted
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Mindfullness
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
kiken.bara
United States
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Alisha Marie
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Emotional
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Anonymous
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Marsing, United States
Panic!
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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alexhaz64 4
Congratulations, your boyfriend's a seahorse!
Krirn 21
Maybe his secret boyfriend forgot to pull out.
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Homer1975 14
sounds like your boyfriend cheated on you, but perhaps your boyfriend was wondering about the tool
bwzwally8 15
You know what my parents always said to me? Give my used toys to the less fortunate. You deserve better.
voncrane 23
Time to check if ur bf was born that way..
my2centsworth 15
Perhaps he has a sister who took the test at your house rather than at her parents.
Pleonasm 36
Maybe your boyfriend is a hermaphrodite. Did you check behind his balls to see if there was an opening?
fightingkittens 39
Well yeah, there would be, that's called his anus.
Pleonasm 36
I meant an opening, of the secondary variety.
lilhellian 27
An ear? Very wierd place for an ear..
DutchBasterd 15
in that case he will be listening to shit every day..
TeaPartyPoison 7
Perhaps you need a new boyfriend. But looking at the optimistic side of things, maybe it's his sisters, assuming he has one anyway. Or even his mom? Or any other female relatives? Don't be so quick to jump the gun, talk to him and make sure his story checks out.
lilhellian 27
Are you saying that op is cheating on the boyfriend with another girl?
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Well I guess the most rational thing to do is ask if he had any company over before you jump to any conclusions... Then, depending on his answer, you can whip out the pregnancy test (or just lead him to the trashcan, don't think you'd want to touch that). If he's trustworthy then there are so many possible scenarios with him not being a cheater, such as a friend or sister or whatever visiting and taking the test in privacy. Or he could be a lying scumbag, who knows? Would be nice to get a follow up on this one :3
seandoc 13
Time to investigate!
zessica101 5
dump that boy he is so cheating on you!
screenager5 35
oh my god chill. that's not the ONLY explanation, even if it's the most likely. people on here need to settle down with the "dump that cheating bastard" type comments.
benmec 18
Maury! Maury! Maury!