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meatball - 30/03/2019 18:00

Today, my coworker was awol again giving me the wonderful opportunity to do her work as well as mine. She comes and goes however she please and my boss doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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Anonymous - 20/01/2019 04:00

Today I got home from work and kissed my wife on the cheek like I have done almost everyday for the last 14 years, only this time she screamed and hit me in the face with a pan of hot water and carrots. Apparently this time I scared her and she thought I was a burglar rapist. FML

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Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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Useless Key - 02/09/2018 18:30

Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML

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Ugly_Broke_Medussssssa - 16/08/2018 01:30

Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML

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