Today, I came home from a vacation. It had snowed, so I decided to shovel the front walk. While shoveling, I found a dead skunk frozen solid on the sidewalk. I tried to pick it up with my shovel, but it stuck. It won't move 'til the ice melts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML
Today, I took mine and my sister's dog for a walk in the park near my house. The dog managed to find a large piece of rotting, frozen meat buried in the snow and tried to eat it. I had to pry it from his mouth and can't get the smell out of my gloves and coat. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I learned that some days you win, and some days you clean up skunk carcass with a snow shovel, in the rain, in formerly waterproof boots. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML
Today, the company that was supposed to clear our apartment's parking lot never showed up. I almost got frostbite in my fingers trying to shovel someone's car out since my gloves got soaking wet. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
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LetsRollOut 2
RIP Pepe Le Pew. ):
zargon 1
Have you considered taking action to melt or break the ice yourself? Seriously, this is not a difficult problem to solve, so you deserve it for every minute it remains out there.
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Comments (70)
b1ondiee 0
I don't see how this is an fml it's not that bad
1mpervious 0
snowblower time :)
buckie123 3
think of it as a grotesque garden gnome and accent it with some plastic windmills...or try some warm water!
MyNameIsBruce 0
F it's life...
muffpuncher 0
I had to check to see where the OP is from but it doesn't say. maybe somewhere in central Africa? or Jersey?
cougar41 8
ever considered cleaning your filthy house then flys won't be that bad if your a clean person!!!!!!!!
thatonedame 6
you don't need to buy anything. hot water. comes from the tap. ya might have the throw an extra handful of salt on the resulting ice spot, but you won't trip on a ******* skunk
bowlclogger 5
The real FML here is that you're too clueless to just throw some water on it to melt the ice. ;-)
snafu63 0
get some hot water and melt it yourself dumbass. jeez.
bigantennaemay 3
okay, i'm going to say it: this is not an FML. It's just a frozen animal, who cares?