Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I found out that while he was dog-sitting during my holiday, my little brother was pretending my house was his to prove to women he was older than 16. I found this out when I got home and checked my CCTV system. He didn’t even wash or change my bedsheets either. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I woke up to find my home studio cleared of most of my music gear. Apparently, my brother went on a Tinder date with a stranger late at night, and decided it to bring her to my place's guest room since my house "was closer." I'd been building that studio for over 10 years. FML
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Top comments
Glowworm56 27
"Look, Bro, when I said, get a room, I didn't mean MY room!"
EnvyMe33 26
If he is going to use your place as a hotel then you need to charge like a hotel
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Comments (16)
Kitiara521 24
Change your locks, and you're a total moron if you let him keep your key. He's obviously untrustworthy.
Etweens96 25
Change the locks and get a security system
jfsiv 17
Man, if only you had set up security cameras, you could have started your own **** business.
davecross 11
1-800-locksmith will come and fix your problem.
Michael Angelo Constancio 7
"you picked the wrong house fool"