Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
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Top comments
dammn 0
holy crapp . that was mean . find a better guy to like !
fmlmod 0
Does he not have caller id?
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Comments (84)
amaury_fml 0
Chris must be really good at impressions.
Cantexplain1234 0
I'd be fine with it. Idk how you could be thought of as dateable face to face but amongst his friends be thought of as ugly, its completely unheard of....
MasaMushia 0
On the upside, at least he saved you two weeks of your life. Who likes to date an idiot?
lifesuckseggs 0
life sucks eggs, so why not just throw eggs at it? throw eggs at his house and car like #18 said
Ihazalltehhax 0
HA! YOU HAVE A HUSKY VOICE LOL HAHA
jdpwnsyou 0
So does Chris sound like a girl or do you sound like a dude?
Blehstefany 0
Haha, that's ******* sucky. HEY, at least he said, "good impression"!
firstnlast77 0
I would totally be a jerk to him and when he asked why i'd say idk go ask someone less ugly and find out #42 lol
mlsux 0
what i wanna knows is wat did u tell him after........??????????
1j3b3h7 0
find a nicer guy to try that hard for. Its true what they say- girls only like mean jerkoff guys.