Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "No Pets" policy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today, after I'd saved a baby mouse and was filming a YouTube series of me taking care of it, my boyfriend told me he found a “rat” in the kitchen, but not to worry he killed it and fed it to the cat. He killed my baby mouse, and now he’s mad I didn’t praise him for his brilliant extermination job. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Today, after living in my new apartment for barely three weeks, I found mice living under my dishwasher. When I brought it up to the managers, they said I'd have to pay for an exterminator myself since they weren't there when they cleaned. FML
Today, I asked my landlord if I could get a dog. He said no, and gave me an illegal rent increase. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML
Today, I found a mouse in my kitchen. Wanting to go about it the humane way, I captured the little guy and released it outside. I then watched as a stray cat in my yard noticed and brutally murdered it. No good deed… FML
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StanSmith_fml 9
That's when you kill it and throw it at the windshield of his car.
enchi999 8
Landlords just don't listen these days.
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Comments (109)
Davick 0
yeah because we hang our own noose stupid landlord
MEM0817 18
You could catch it, cook it, and invite your landlord over for some dinner. Just make sure he's not smoking in the garden when you put the mouse in his food. :]
bla102 4
I love the green mile :)
Wayne913 13
If he has a hair piece, you could make a comment about his pet.
what_ever2007 11
LOL!
NorthernLights96 5
Landlords tent to be the biggest bitches of the human race. Well, not really. They are below people in the government, and just above super models. FYL
1crabbygirl 10
He's busting your nuggets.
noisebox 1
Tell him about your no rent policy...until he stops being mousey.......
Error504 6
It seems this is a Do-it-Yourself world. If the landlord won't help, buy mouse traps like I did! And let one into that landlord's room. ;D
littlelotte98 3
tI would tell him to get his accusing ass in the place and then kill that rat himself cuz obviously u wouldn't be complaining about it if was my pet
simsgirlgem 25
Yes you can have mice as pet's but if someone is saying they are seeing a mouse it means you got vermin not a tenant with a pet this landlord needs to be slapped