Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
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Top comments
azyjazy713 11
So basically he wants to be in a relationship 3/4 of the month smh
Fatfairygoth 11
That sucks OP, move on quick
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Comments (176)
MV3_Heat_Fan 13
Sounds like a great guy. I'm sure you could do better. He should have asked if you wanted chocolate, ice cream or maybe some midol and came over anyways
FatherofTime87 18
Chocolate flavored midol
love_me_electric 20
The funny thing about Midol is that it's just acetaminophen (aka Tylenol), caffeine, and an antihistamine. None of which actually do anything to stop period cramps. The best thing you can take for period pain is regular old Advil.
mageepaigeee44 15
I take Pamprin and I go from laying-on-the-bathroom-floor-in-tears pain to 100% better. I'm pretty sure it's the same thing as midol just a different brand so I'm not sure why it works but it does!
tabitduhh 11
Maybe you're too emotional during your period and he doesn't like to be around you?
Almost_Positive 18
I was thinking that that might be why he didn't want to come. Either way, still not cool on his part at all. You can't have a relationship like that. It'll never last
CrysisKing 5
Good for him!
__paulinaa 2
after he said that you shoulda said you were just kidding about being on your period and see what he woulda said
chosha_fml 27
That raises a bit of a red flag.
ryanator008 23
Haha. It's a pun.
ScrewUp_King 1
I still can't comprehend how such stupid guys like that can exist and I'm a guy. You either want to be with your GF or you don't.. period or not. I think you need to talk with him and sort this s**t out.
Sathane 21
Exactly! He she always just want to be with her... Period. Seriously though, the guy has no tact but it's not necessarily about sex. My girlfriend can be a miserable combatitive bitch always looking to argue when she's on her period so I can completely understand wanting to get the **** out.
Rawrshi 25
Should have asked if he wanted to have a bloody good time in Satan's Sacrificial Waterfall. The wording of your invite is important, OP!
FabCee 18
jerk
smokecloud_ 37
He'll be jerkin' something...
skyeyez9 25
At least you realized he is only using you for sex, so you can dump him and find a man who will appreciate you.
kacironi 13
he seems more like a friend with benefits than your boyfriend