AshPokemon

Miss Lelystad , Netherlands 32 years-old

KayleeXLoVe21 3 November 2011, 23:48 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

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not telling you my name 7 August 2015, 15:16 Elkhart, United States

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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