Today, I brought my dog to the vet for a routine surgery. The vets assured me that no dog had ever died during this procedure. Apparently my dog was the first. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML
Today, I took my dog for a basic spay and dental cleaning procedure. When I picked her up from the vet, I was reading through the surgery papers before they sent me away. They'd pulled 29 abscessed teeth and didn’t feel the need to tell me. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. The vet asked me to hold him still and keep him chill while he took his temperature rectally. My dog freaked out, jumped, and the thermometer hit me in the face. The vet just said, “That’s a first.” FML
Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. Wanting to seem like a responsible owner, I lifted him onto the exam table. My back then cracked loudly, I dropped him, and he ran straight into a trash can. The vet sighed and asked, “Rough day for both of you?” FML
Today, I took my 17 year-old dog, who had been my best friend my entire life right from when I was born, to be euthanised. I had booked in advance. The vet ambled in all spritely and cheerfully asked, "Just here for a checkup, aye?" FML
Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
Today, I was flattered to receive a hand-addressed letter for the first time in years. I tore it open to discover it was actually addressed to my dog. It was a vaccination reminder from his vet. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML
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FMLz92 0
omg im so sorry!! thats so sad. jeez
betsymonty 0
So sorry. They should at least pay for a new puppy.
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Comments (199)
abcdefgh_fml 0
awww sorry! that sucks!
tinkerbell67 0
that's so sad. i'm sorry!
beany212 0
Awwwwwww I am so sorry!! hugs, kisses and flowers for the dog!!!
ziggy123 0
#68 I don't understand how you can ever justify saying that a person deserves to have their pet die?? no matter what the situation, and they don't deserve for signing the papers. People sign papers for surgeries that involve risks everyday, and if death is a very rare outcome of the surgery, then who wouldn't sign the papers?? you're just stupid OP I'm sorry for your loss, no one deserves that =[
earsybearsy 0
im sooooooo sorry.....im an animal person and i could cry for you i know i would if it were one of my animals!!!!! once again soooo sorry
earsybearsy 0
hey ziggy123 your just being coldhearted your telling him hes stupid so your the one whose stupid...he/she is at a time of loss and i feel terrible for him
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
DE DOGGIE! NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! >0
scoutpup 0
im sorry, i feel bad for your dog and everything, but the fmls are supposed to be funny and make you laugh. this one just brought me down...
4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
How is it his fault #44?
alex_smokin_okin 0
this story is as fake as pamela andersons ****, if your dog just died, you wouldn't be online talking about it on a comedy website, you would be mourning your loss and thinking of the good memories you had with your non existent dog I know you don't have a dog because a true pet owner would never joke about this