Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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picklezz123 5
Maybe you shouldve told her why
FreshPairOfNikes 0
Sometimes I like to roll up in a ball under my bed and act like a carrot.
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Comments (217)
stevew1567 1
# 211left for dead 2?
missalice0306 19
YDI for breaking up in public and not telling her why
awkward_gothlady 32
Why'd you do it in public? She overreacted, yes, but still, why in public?
KingCeltic77 18
That's why.
kazria_kitty 3
iiiii would do that... kinda funny, im sorry though
aguywithapanda 10
Ydi for not just leaving lol
rivaraven 35
Where exactly did you break up with her?
Evilbear 16
I completely understand why you broke up with her
fantasyworld 39
Walk away quickly.