Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML
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soulpleasures 0
what is this? you get charged in the us for receiving a text? land of the free my ass
cheewins 0
Making the receiver pay for SMS is totally weak.
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Comments (115)
Sagan928 7
I would report the texts to my local police station. This is a form of harassment if not stalking and you can press charges and perhaps even take him to small claims court for the damages - cost of the texts as well as the emotional distress you were under. It would be worth it if they did nothing else but make sure he received the anger managment help he needs.
musicislife1995_fml 0
LOL. your ex boyfriend is hilariously retarded.
pimpchimp28 0
LMFAO props to him. Get some bitch. YDI for breakin up with a funny dude
greenpotatoes_fml 0
wow, so as long as their funny it doesn't matter if they treat her badly?
greenpotatoes_fml 0
so as long as he's funny it doesn't matter if he treats her badly?
mellyrose89 0
My ex would do the exact same thing. He kept calling me and shit. My ex was childish and immature as well.
greenpotatoes_fml 0
what if he has unlimited text dumb ass
scottvodka 0
unlimited texting ftw
stef383 0
and you couldnt put a block on? I had to block someone for something almost similar
hedgehogs 0
You should have contacted the company immediately to see what they could do for you such as blocking him.
penisface69 17
No. The phone companies charge you now even if you dont open them. Furthermore, if her ex sent a message once every ten seconds, it would have only taken him an hour and a half to send 540 text messages. You have to call your service provider to block a number, usually, and that alone might take them an hour and a half to do. So its not the OPs fault at all.
The__Redneck 7
Call your phone company. Especially once they see that the messages are really gibberish, it shouldn't be hard to get the charges reversed.
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
well how rude