mike4444
France
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
alone
Australia
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
anonymouss
United States
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
CouldBeALoser
West Tehama County, United States
Today, I ordered flowers to be delivered to my workplace on Tuesday. To myself. For my birthday. Because even though birthdays are posted in the monthly newsletter, mine gets left out every year. For the past four years. FML
Anonymous
Live, laugh, love no one
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
clementine8
United States
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Anonymous
Allendale, United States
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
BestBF
Omaha, United States
Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
britney
Canada
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Oh hells no
Los Altos, United States
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
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hoolie06 0
Only FML if someone finds out.
saranottelling 7
Oh please, I have been doing that for YEARS... ...I'm so lonely...
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Comments (183)
aznbitch 0
HAHA.
aznbitch 0
ew u.
Darling_Cherry 5
aww Mike. I'll be your Valentine. XOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXO
cuppycake555 0
wo guys calm down.. I mean why are u people so materialistic... I don't get why guys care so much about gifts o.o if u truly love them being together and spending a night out on valentineis good enough and gifts are extra.. and I mean tweet I don't know if your bf actually want a gift or not... I just think u should anyways... maybe he doesn't care if he gets one or not , but he'll love u more if u get him something
CharlotteRx 4
A flower? Don't be cheap girl! if you are going to fake an anonymous admirer at least make it an splendid one. On the other hand, you could have given that flower to your crush, to a friend or anyone else, and go out with that person. That way you could have gotten a valentine : ) Anyway, what is so tragic about not having a boyfriend for valentines day?
oDESPERADOo 0
see, the real issue here is..... are you a guy or a girl. that's a WHOLE OTHER REASON TO FYL if your a dude! just sayin'
brii1255 0
wow lmfao . EPIC FAIL
repyourcliche 0
#82 okay, i'm going to communicate on your level yo bludz, innit i aint sayin nuttin man. i aint dissn etha ov dem, i just was finkin y ppz dnt lyk snickerdoodles, innit mate broz 4 lyf n tht n i jst thnk u needz ta grow up a lil yu get me -west side story 2k10~ peace
me5 0
It means you love yourself. Is that bad
csd_fml 5
You know, unless you're 13 or something, this is hilarious. You did something to make you feel better and now you're complaining about doing that exact thing. I just don't get why people do stuff like that and then come here and say FML.