phoneless
Jordan
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hunter168647
United States
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Anonymous
The Hague, Netherlands
Bring headphone jacks back on all smartphones!
Today, I bought new earphones for my phone so I could finally listen to music again. Not an hour later I broke it. FML
LadyGore
Canada
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
sammarli530
New Lenox, United States
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
breakinphones
United States
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Mr Butterfingers
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
sad face
Canada
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
aasatt22
United States
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
noname
United States
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Top comments
The_Creeper_fml 8
Hope you bought the iWarranty!
Pudagiah 12
Normally the warranty doesn't cover stupidity.
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Comments (247)
Ruffclue 9
I would be heartbroken if that ever happened to my iphone. I love my iphone more than my gf lol.
McMan 23
>.> You know when they say phone sex they don't mean it literally. :P
Michael_92 20
Well isn't your gf the luckiest girl ever.
MadisonLynn143 4
And thats how you know when someone is truly addicted to their phone..
Mauskau 36
Bet she'd love to hear that. She would break your phone :)
FloTimmyKO 0
Today, I was reading FMLs. I dropped a comment saying I loved my iPhone more than my girlfriend. Turns out she uses FML too, and saw my post. She shattered my iPhone. I am now girlfriendless and phoneless. FML dude, be careful what you say on FML.
namhowell 6
At least you accomplished 2 firsts in a day, not a lot can say they have lol!
evilplatypus 39
Today was the first time I woke up on April 17, 2012. It will also be the first time I go to sleep on April 17, 2012. Firsts are pretty easy to accomplish.
justin3301987 2
Optimist.
ClosetTroll 10
Money well spent.
lolfood 24
Doesn't it have warranty?
SandyKinns 6
Not if you break it by being a dumbass (dropping it, sitting on it, etc). Warranties usually only cover a mechanical defect. Otherwise it's called "insurance."
ayyemmcee 1
Here's what you do: go back to the phone store and tell them that you just got it. When they ask how it's already broken, tell them that a group of midgets roughed you up. It's full proof OP...
lifes_a_b1tch 7
Foolproof* Sorry, had to...
ayyemmcee 1
Hahahaahahahhaahha ;)
alyspar2 5
First an definitely not last. I'm on my 2nd.:)
slimshadyfan123 4
I'm looking at this on an iPhone!
alyspar2 5
You don't say.
mauwsz 5
Me too lmao XD
honeybuncher 3
According to my iPhone's mood scanner, I feel bad for you.
crazycatgirl 0
Oh you clever little being.
MadisonLynn143 4
Haha. Shes not little^
rocoskewl14 3
Haha. True. I hate that pic. I just pray that it is fake!
richy90255 8
Just say your teacher dropped it when she confiscated from you like the other fml
imp4ct 15
The iPhone should have a pre-installed app called "iBreak"