Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Bring headphone jacks back on all smartphones!
Today, I bought new earphones for my phone so I could finally listen to music again. Not an hour later I broke it. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Mr Butterfingers
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
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The_Creeper_fml 8
Hope you bought the iWarranty!
Pudagiah 12
Normally the warranty doesn't cover stupidity.
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Comments (247)
Calyx_fml 22
Theres a money back guarantee for the first few days. Return it for another. And get a case. They are slippery bastards.
DrDilllonReese 12
That's why I have an Otter Box... Otter Boxes save lives.
omzz05 2
Your an idiot prob watchin to much **** in it nd the baby oil probably slipped through your hands ha
littlenumber8 8
18 Ever heard of an accident? Perhaps as you're only 15 you haven't heard of that word yet? Give OP a break. Live a little then you might realise that you're not as in control of the situation as you think.
hqbrat 8
First he was like Yes!! Then he was like Nooooooooooo!!! P.s that's what she said
RaggleFrock 13
Same thing happened to me but not on the same day. I hope the iPhone 5 comes with the ability not to fall off of a flat surface
SpottedZebra42 14
59 - I'm going to take your advice and live a little! First task on my list: throw my iPhone against a brick wall.
kimmi41509 10
You should have a 1 year warranty on it. All of them do. Take it back and get another one!
Danads 2
No not funny you just killed the joke
DuffleBagHero 4
59- it's really never been that serious. And it's realize* not to be a grammar Nazi or anything but Heey , since you wanna have a stick up your butt about everything , sure . I mean, whatever tickles your pickle Hun.