Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, my daughter told me she would rather hang herself than hang out with me. All I did was remind her to go to bed at a reasonable time to get some sleep for an activity she likes doing. FML
Today, my daughter had an anxiety attack. Why? Because I told her she needs to be making her bed every day. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
Today, I bought my kids new mattresses for their new beds. Within 24 hours my son did a cannon ball onto his sister's bed to prove that it wouldn't break. The box spring snapped in half. FML
Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML
Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
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rexgar2000 10
hey at least you know shell go straight to sleep every time she goes to bed :)
Justforlolz 14
Where the **** did you build it? Mount Everest?
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Comments (119)
Jimboom 12
YDI for not going to test drive the bed in the store first. Saying that. It isn't that high. Make a game of it and she will soon get over it. Bunk beds are awesome. :-P
LuHGiiiT 11
Yeah, because we all test drive beds before we get them..
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
I tried test driving mines but it wouldnt start
NoahStaz 3
Get her what I have, a racecar bed. They're more fun to test drive. Watch out for other shoppers though....
THE_A_TEEN 28
I bet you drive it of the lot huh? Its ok, the down payment on your "special bed“ must've been hell. An I right
aliadnan708 6
Should've asked her before buying one but on the other side of the story just take it back
talktomandybaby 8
He put it together already. There's no way he is getting it back perfectly into the box and taking it back to the store, Dumbass.
ThisGi 0
She must be really afraid because bunk beds aren't that high
ImmaB3AST 7
Shouldn't you know your daughters afraid of heights?
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe this is how they found out.
MsMeiriona 2
It might be the first time they've really had a chance at a height like that. Oddly enough, bunk beds can seem much higher than they are when you're young because of how close the ceiling is.
Badab1ng 5
It's okay, I'll sleep up there with her to keep her safe(;
Millseh 0
Mr. Maturity saves the day!
mahomie97 7
Creeper status!....(:
rayrayray23 1
Certified creeper.
twentyoneseven 0
CREEPY!!!
Feklfekl2222 32
It's a bunk bed it has two beds just use the lower one if she's afraid of that (highly unlikely) return it Simples *meerkat noise*
GabbyCharityM 0
Wtf..
LuHGiiiT 11
Yet again, Fekl's picture makes up for his/her comment =D
Feklfekl2222 32
What doesn't make sense I'm saying it is a bunkbed so the daughter could sleep on the bottom bunk and if she's still scared of using the bunkbed (which is very unlikely)OP could return it to the shop. I then quote a popular advert. Simples *meerkat noise*
RedPillSucks 33
Some bunkbeds just have the top bunk. Underneath is a desk and chair or play area.
SirWrangler 5
WTH is meerkat noises??
Feklfekl2222 32
Go on YouTube and look at the compare the Market adverts. They're really popular on the UK so I quoted them
dakins 0
I wonder how old she is my niece used to freak out a foot off the ground
gTOtheT 7
She could use the bottom one and use the top to store stuff on it like I do :)
dd809 9
And how old are you?
DudeBTM 8
Apparently 15.
Clozzie 0
LOL.
Capt_Oblivious 10
At least there won't be an issue getting her to fall asleep at night now, I say keep it.
ikry33 0
YEP