Dogs and Miscellaneous: Today, I got a puppy. I just found out I can't bring it on the...

By DroopyDog - 27/12/2009 08:48 - Netherlands

Today, I got a puppy. I just found out I can't bring it on the family trip. To save me the trouble of finding a friend to take her in, my mum handed her back to the pound. FML

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By anbrown6 - 12/04/2009 17:55 - United States

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By achoo - 27/04/2009 12:52 - United States

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

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Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML

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By Becca - 29/08/2019 04:00 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2025 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my mom bought me a puppy. I’m single, I work 14 hour days, my life is in no way suitable for pet ownership, but mom won’t take him back because she thinks I need to learn adult responsibility. I’m a senior technician with a team of 17 people, I couldn’t be more responsible if I tried. FML

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Sunday 27 December 2009 16:00

Go get your dog back and bring your mom to the pound.

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Sunday 27 December 2009 16:00

That's cruel to the puppy.

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mamaxony 0

Friday 1 July 2011 13:16

thats one of the saddest things I've heard

mtbrown 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:50

Why would you get a dog right when you leave that's irresponsible you don't deserve to take care of a living animal

iBagel 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 1:42

That's... wow. That poor puppy!

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Sunday 5 February 2012 10:52

Go and get your puppy!! And stay home while they're she goes on the family trip that's just cruel to the puppy!

wryan89 2

Tuesday 13 March 2012 7:19

your mother is a ****. **** your life. I hope the dog outlives both you

Shadowvoid 33

Monday 10 December 2012 16:04

Trade your mom for the dog, you know trade a bitch for a bitch?

ImaKoala 19

Sunday 28 July 2013 20:25

Your mom should be in the pound

fantasyworld 37

Monday 8 December 2014 17:40

That's so sad.

Thebluest1 16

Saturday 29 August 2015 8:13

What the hell...

Unlucky1232 20

Thursday 7 July 2016 7:42

seems your mom's the dog oh I'm sorry i meant complete and utter bitch. not only is that cruel to you it's even worse for the puppy

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