Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
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Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML
Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML
Today, I can't sit down for a book or some TV without my wife coming up and moaning at me to "get a hobby, get out of the house once in a while, you never do anything anymore." I have a healthy, balanced social life, but maybe I want to relax in my own house for once. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
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cndrow 0
I am a woman, and I agree- women need to communicate (just as much as men). If she didn't want the massage (who in their right mind wouldn't want a massage from their man is beyond my comprehension but whatever..) she should've said 'thanks honey but I'd like to watch this before you do that' or something to that effect. Geez. Ungrateful b*tch.
0___0 9
Why is she watching T.V. when she has a loving husband for entertainment? ;)
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Comments (43)
NoNameAtAll_fml 1
Dont annoy women when they r watching thier favorite show! I told my gf that 1 of her shows had no appeal and she flipped off on me!
HeatherHarris 0
hehe. i usually look a lot better than this! vote please! ♥♥
gamerdude94 2
iPod touch sucks. iPhone for the win.
Gabe411036 0
is this a girl or guy?
melicakes 0
Thats really mean, just stop talking to her and see how she likes it.
Iudex 0
Looks like you got down syndrome
crazyhat 0
honestly as a girl I know how annoyoing it is when you are busy and a guy does stuff ( that seems like) he wants to have sex.
doggie3 0
Time for a divorce, number 1? Because she didn't want a massage?
indyme 0
Buy her a digital video recorder if she's that frigid. Plus, obviously, you have internet access. Might I suggest that she catch up later by watching them online??? Honestly, I think she's a frigid bitch. I'd give anything for my husband to put that much effort into seducing me!!!! Cheers to comment 1. Your attentions could be better spent elsewhere.
screwlife23 0
I hope my husband is as sweet as you. Is your wife always so.....for a lack of a better word...bitchy? if so, that sucks. don't do anything for her anymore of she doesn't appreciate it. :P