Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
Today, while working as a barista, a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her, but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed for over an hour. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, I walked into a store to buy a type of bread I like. The stuff was sold out, so I asked an employee when they'll be restocking it. The employee yelled at me, because, "They do have that bread," walks to the isle, and then when she saw that they really were out of the bread, she walked off. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, my boss sent me home from work because she saw me not checking under my customer's cart to see if they had any hidden groceries. I didn't check because the customer threatened to "kick my ass" if I "accused him of stealing" by checking. FML
Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML
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dca101 23
People can be so rude these days :/
AnonymousFunFMLs 18
He's just an asshole.
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Comments (82)
dca101 23
People can be so rude these days :/
incoherentrmblr 22
"Hey, I know you. McMuffin!!!" - Bum from Superbad.
incoherentrmblr 22
Hope you know the Muffin man, unless you are the Muffin man...
lolbutthurt 1
so he's rude because he objects to an unhealthy lifestyle?
JAMESA12345 11
That wasn't even funny..
TheTacoMan 24
Hopefully she knows me at least, #47
liu_meng 4
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LexiDaBae 17
LOL #57!
thatguynamedsky 32
#45 you get here early enough, but always seem to have the worst comments...
incoherentrmblr 22
My comments are hit or miss...
TheTacoMan 24
Obviously this one was yet another miss #77
frozen92_fml 12
Sorry I couldn't help myself.
mallu86 9
Did you shit in your pants? It's ok, shit happens.
AnonymousFunFMLs 18
He's just an asshole.
baseballbv 17
Tell him that he's next.
I_cant_think 10
Could have been a female..
girlygirlomg 3
So he's an asshole because he objects to a unhealthy lifestyle? Nowadays, people get bashed for calling someone else fat. But it's totally okay for someone to call me skinny, right? It's a shame. People who suffer from obesity are more likely to get heart disease diabetes, etc. It's bad for your health. He obviously wants to have a healthy lifestyle but not if she ate all the muffins.
TheElBurrrito 21
They can still be an asshole, woman or not.
Already_Dead 15
Damn. Some people.
ImRJ 7
Hahaha. But seriously, are sure you didn't eat them?
Flowtastic 16
Are you sure you didn't steal them? Since we are stereotyping and all...
girlygirlomg 3
Stop being racist.
PenguinBitch 44
They're not being racist. Calm yourself and go to Starbucks or the Uggs store.
girlygirlomg 3
Of course they are, asking if they "Stole" it clearly. That's an inappropriate stereotype.
unicorn_of_death 8
Dude not cool
tony1891 22
drop and give me 20 muffins that is
mallu86 9
But, the store ran out of muffins.
morondon000 14
Who could blame you? Muffins are great no matter what size you are!
girlygirlomg 3
If you eat a lot of them, then it becomes a problem. Muffins have about 300+ calories (depending on the flavor) If you eat too much of them, you'll gain weight.
Flowtastic 16
This is just one of those times that you smile and wish them a lovely day. While licking your lips. Tends to annoy them even more, while also not jeopardizing your job for because of a wanker.
MrConcise 35
Premeditated sexual harassment, see you in court, friend-o! Unless you live somewhere dry, then I probably don't have a case.
pussystank 18
Not sure which one is worst modern day customer service or slavery.
nellbell414 13
Yah... I'm pretty sure slavery is your answer
Flowtastic 16
Yeah because you know, getting yelled at by idiots is far comparable to being beaten, starved, and even killed.... You just made any follow up posts by you irrelevant with your logics.
DomiLove 26
Ummm people choose to be in customer service. Slavery, is forced and they don't get paid. People in customer service at least get paid and not everyone they deal with are rude.
MrConcise 35
I guess retail employees aren't being literal when they say "kill me now" or "I'd rather die than work here another second".
pussystank 18
I just can't see the difference anymore.
imlifeless2 25
Slavery: little/ no money, physically and mentally beaten, Starved, often killed, no health standards, forced job (I.e. not done by your own will) Service: Chosen Job, payment, rude customers (sometimes), Health and worker protection standards, not physically or mentally beaten. See the differences now?
pussystank 18
No I don't, based on what I went through, the only difference is the payment.
Mirakledba 10
sorry OP. What a dick