Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I babysat our neighbors' 10 year-old. After a while, he challenged us to a pillow fight. I opted out, but she accepted. I went to use the bathroom and I came back to find her face down on the floor, as he sat on her back bashing a pillow against her head. What the hell did I miss? FML
Today, I was knocked unconscious by the 10 year-old I was babysitting because it was his younger sister's bedtime and he didn't want her to go. When I came to, their mother was screaming at me for sleeping on the job. In the middle of the kitchen floor. I lost a job and gained a killer headache. FML
Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML
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Marie54321 19
Spawn of Satan maybe?
slingerslasher 24
That's when Drake and Josh pushed me to the ground. What? We didn't do that! Right. Like I decided to lie on the ground and scream.
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skittyskatbrat 19
Time to use social media and spread the word and the warning among all the other potential babysitters you can reach...before she pulls that sort of stunt on yet another one. Sorry you had to babyshit such a ********...appears the parents are idiots or just as bad as she is.
gracehi 33
"Can you turn your backs for 30 seconds so I can make her not a liar?"
Faeryl_fml 6
That sucks, I've heard so many stories like this. They should teach kids in school at the age of 12 never to babysit without a digital audio recorder running :/
skittyskatbrat 19
My approach would be a lot simpler. Call the parents, tell them that the child's behavior is far from acceptable, and that they need to return home now because you will not be finishing the evening. They can deal with the child's behavior and losing their evening out, because they clearly did NOT go over what was and was not acceptable with the babysitter. Bad parenting has consequences. There is always the chance that they read the ******** the riot act over the phone and tip the babysitter BIG for the problem. If not? I'd have packed up and gone home unless I was REALLY desperate for money. And then I'd have determined that if the kid was alive and the house wasn't burned down, I'd done my job. The first one is a biggie if the kid is that obnoxious.
redstone7693 29
What a little bratty bitch.
EvilLittleMan 23
Lather him up with some Icy Hot cream and whack away. Just make sure you wear kinky leather gloves to prevent your hands from feeling the heat.
Nyx7 24
Wrong FML darlin
gracehi 33
Or... Or IS it??? O.O
Nyx7 24
Dear lord I hope so...
Nyx7 24
That's when you put her over your knee and teach them about lying, people these days are too damn scared to give children the asswhoopin they so desperately need
lekimdraw 3
If they dont have a nanny cam, then you should bring your own. Nothing like a video to prove the little shit wrong!
hk1998 8
Time to beat the little bitch
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
That's why that little monster acts the way she does. She can do no wrong in mommy and daddy's eyes.
skyeyez9 25
What a manipulative little bitch. I used to babysit when I was a teen. I was lucky the kids I watched were very sweet and easy to be around.