Today, I babysat a four year-old kid, so his parents could go out to party. Once in bed, he yelled, "I want to go party!" After three or four times, I told him to go to sleep. Two hours later, he'd wet the bed, saying, "I told you I want to go potty!" FML
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Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I was babysitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two-hour struggle, I finally managed to get them into bed. I then asked them what they wanted before going to sleep. The eldest replied: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, the 4 year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl." Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML
Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML
Today, I was having trouble sleeping due to jet lag. I was finally sleepy and looking forward to a decent night of rest when my 4 year-old woke up and refused to stay in his room or try to rest. The next two hours involved him shouting at me, kicking me, and crying because he wanted Daddy, who is on a business trip. FML
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Emily84 0
It's stories like that that make me really glad that when I was a kid, my parents taught me to say "bathroom" instead of "potty."
ThorsSon 0
#3 is dead on... did you REALLY think a 4 year old was telling you he wanted to go party?
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Comments (50)
wethekings7 0
hehe...guess you won't be babysitting that kid anymore.:P
CheeseHater 23
This story, is a fake! As some people said, if he is from sweden like OP, he doesn't speak English when he's 4. Therefore, she could not have switched the words. I don't get why people lie about FML's...
Dante1337 0
maybe the op lied about his country for no reason. or it's a 4 year old brought up by American parents is Sweden. maybe.
Haywood77 0
that's because you americans have horrible accents.
FriesWithASideOf 0
Thats what you get nattybo for having a Mexican fat mom.
LegitDGK 0
r u like octomom's sister or does ur family have a family activity when every saturday u try to **** as much as u can in an hour
SexENic 0
Duh
Maciejas 8
This kid's gotta fight for his right to potty.
XXizzlerXX 0
more like FHL
RebekahBrooke 9
it kinda sucks. :/ its not your fault. the kid was copying his parents is all.