JJMan217
Canada
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sorry mommy
Corona, United States
F*** Grandma, eh kids?
Today, I was so distraught during my mother’s funeral that I hadn’t been paying attention to anything around me. At some point, my kids changed my ringtone to “Ding dong the witch is dead” and turned my phone to full volume. They called while I was doing her eulogy. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML
Anonymous
Harlow, United Kingdom
Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML
churchman
Lancaster, United States
Classic blunder
Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML
Anonymous
Trondheim, Norway
Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML
Stevey
United States
Happiest day of my life
Today, during a moment of silence at a wedding, my phone rang at full volume. My ringtone? The Jurassic Park theme. Everyone turned to stare as I fumbled desperately to shut it off. The bride spent the rest of the ceremony giving me the side-eye. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML
Anonymous
Jinxed
Today, my phone made a random noise. I jokingly said, "Wow, I wonder who died now?" Turns out it was my son's grandmother. I had to explain it because I screamed. I also got to tell his dad that his mom just died. FML
killme
Lewiston, United States
Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML
It's a horrible song lmao
United States
Deep cut
Today, I lost my phone while at the store with my mom. She decided to call it, and that's when I remembered that my ringtone for her is the song "Mother" by The Police. The weirded-out stares I got as I picked up my phone have become a core memory that I absolutely did not want. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
YDI for not turning your phone off. You're at a funeral for God's sake.
Bree12345 15
lmao!!
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Comments (182)
kubleeka 0
why was your phone on at a funeral?
purple_sarah88 0
Well I took my phone to a funeral because my partner at the time was really sick and I wanted to get the message if his condition deteriorated and he needed me, so sometimes it's necessary, but I still switched it off during the service!
X_o_X_ocutie 0
u musta looked like an ass PS "but since we talking bout my dick all u haters say hi to it" -Chris Brown PSS I'm not a man but I like that cause he's basically saying haters **** off
xDancer101x 0
3 words:awkward,rude,and STUPID!!!
grdianknight 0
there's a special for you, right there with people who talk in the theatre.
ILoveYourDespair 0
Nobody should have said FYL, because you damn well know to turn the sound off, turn your phone off, or better yet do both.
shovels 0
yup
xcalabrese3x 6
hahahahaha !! so funny! I posted this FML on my Facebook wall and I'm already getting alot of likes.
irforever 0
It's called putting ur phone in silent...duhhh!!
benny92 0
ur an idiot
chosha_fml 27
YDI for forgetting to turn your phone off, but damn that's going to be a funny story one day! :D