dorianseiji
Amiens, France
Today, I ate an apple. My sister then walks in dressed as a witch, and asks, "Have you seen my poisoned apple?" She was playing at Snow White, and the apple had been dipped in the toilet, the cat's food bowl and the garbage can. FML
Top comments
Jinxsie 27
I'm sorry but did it even smell like an apple? C'mon now... I'm laughing at your pain. At least you didn't fall asleep. Or die...
Exodiafinder687 58
Good thing it wasn't a real poisoned apple or else your future would be looking pretty grim-hilde.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (83)
gracehi 33
Step 1: Measure out one table spoon gasoline. Step 2: Put gasoline in mouth, but do not swallow. Step 3: Rinse, gargle, and spit out gasoline. Step 4: Light match. Step 5: Place lit match on tongue. Step 6: Rinse, gargle, and spit or resulting fire. Your mouth is now disinfected. You're welcome.
buenos24 16
And also you now have second degree burns
gracehi 33
Yes, beunos24, but CLEAN second degree burns. That's what's important.
doglady 16
Or you could just drink some vodka. Ethanol kills germs.
abNormal62 23
Hopefully you have seven little friends who come to your rescue. Your sister sounds like a diamond in the rough.
whitetiger13131 26
Haha I see what you did there
N3766 20
Wtf.., almost vomit just by thinking of it.
HereNReady 13
Hm does it scare you at all that she's identifying with the villain instead of the protagonist?
carbontetra 14
It's for a play, dude. Her sister was cast as the antagonist.
Abhinow 7
u shud thank ur sister that she did not actually injected the apple with cyanide or black Mamba's venom. apparently she is a method artist!
wallmaria 15
hopefully they dipped it in the cat's food bowl first so the cat doesn't get sick but you should wash fruit before eating it!
aubamas 20
an apple a day, keeps the Dr away they say? You'll be seeing one soon if you feel sick
abbyade 21
Lol that's disgusting jeez
gozie11 11
wash before you eat. But now you didn't wash at all
doumtabarnack 12
Regular apple couldn't do? She really had to do all the horrible things to it?