dorianseiji
Amiens, France
Today, I ate an apple. My sister then walks in dressed as a witch, and asks, "Have you seen my poisoned apple?" She was playing at Snow White, and the apple had been dipped in the toilet, the cat's food bowl and the garbage can. FML
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Jinxsie 27
I'm sorry but did it even smell like an apple? C'mon now... I'm laughing at your pain. At least you didn't fall asleep. Or die...
Exodiafinder687 58
Good thing it wasn't a real poisoned apple or else your future would be looking pretty grim-hilde.
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Attacksloth 33
I'm kind of confused as to why she would do that. It's not like the audience members will be smelling or tasting the apple to confirm its authenticity.
yenze 18
I agree with number 40, but also dosent snow white in the the play have to take a bite of the apple? So she's giving her cast member an apple that was in cat food the toilet and garbage can?
LusciousLovebug 6
Maybe it's revenge because she wanted to play the part of Snow White.
luvelygirl06 10
how do you not smell all that junk on it.....
ometzit 4
Next time she will try to kiss you to wake you up from a cat litter-induced coma
DarkAngelsBlade 25
This is why you always wash the peel.
haterofpeople 2
This is why you shouldn't eat healthy things !
squeamishacorn 14
So wouldn't the Snow White actress have to take a bite out of it as well...
rockwrench 18
That had to be a SEPTIC event your life.
Dgarcia2014 13
Am I one of the FEW people who washes my fruits and veggies before consumption? Sorry OP, but FYL and YDI.
EarlFug 19
Now THAT is method acting.