dorianseiji
Amiens, France
Today, I ate an apple. My sister then walks in dressed as a witch, and asks, "Have you seen my poisoned apple?" She was playing at Snow White, and the apple had been dipped in the toilet, the cat's food bowl and the garbage can. FML
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Jinxsie 27
I'm sorry but did it even smell like an apple? C'mon now... I'm laughing at your pain. At least you didn't fall asleep. Or die...
Exodiafinder687 58
Good thing it wasn't a real poisoned apple or else your future would be looking pretty grim-hilde.
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Comments (83)
ihatedouchbags 17
Why would they need to do that?!
pizzaloverchick 9
no offense, but could you not tell?
MiaPine 12
That's why you ALWAYS wash fruit before eating it. You don't know where that thing's been
momac86 17
Well if you don't get sick it ought to boost your immune system quite a bit
randomnessdares 3
and you didn't taste any of this, how?
tigger5986 12
you didn't taste or smell anything out of the ordinary? I mean unless you washed it, in which case it would be a perfectly edible apple and you have nothing to worry about -__-
Drakone 9
Gross! You at an apple?
chetongueek101 2
Pomme to face.
apcsox 18
For some off reason all this made me think of is Cinemasins on YouTube "In this scene the director said make her eat this apple to look like more of an asshole"
nightfall8705 33
That's why I ALWAYS wash any apples I get before eating them. You never know where they've been.