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dorianseiji Amiens, France

Today, I ate an apple. My sister then walks in dressed as a witch, and asks, "Have you seen my poisoned apple?" She was playing at Snow White, and the apple had been dipped in the toilet, the cat's food bowl and the garbage can. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I'm sorry but did it even smell like an apple? C'mon now... I'm laughing at your pain. At least you didn't fall asleep. Or die...

Good thing it wasn't a real poisoned apple or else your future would be looking pretty grim-hilde.

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At least she didn't drop it in the cat's litter.

Ha ha, hopefully she was just pranking you! Great illustration!