Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about four minutes. Then she said, "Can I have my hand back?" FML
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Top comments
lemonkid44 0
yeah i wouldn't base your prospects for a relationship over a movie choice. no worries
ughidgaf 0
lol but maybe you're the guy with whom she wants to get OUT of the friend zone. if she knew what the movie was about. if she didn't, then it's iffy. you should ask.
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Comments (37)
EvilPotato 15
ya seriously OP take the hint
iluvhobos 5
that is a good ass movie though ^-^ and they end up getting together so what does it matter?
cameron_natasha 0
she probably just wanted to watch the movie.. being a girl, I know girls wouldn't send a hint like thaat. if she didn't want to go out with you, she wouldn't have went to the movies with you! so shut up and stop overthinking everything
apocalyptic_1125 0
Slayed.
urbanimpression 6
It's a movie....not her immediate thought of you.
strawberryspacejam 11
girl ryan reynolds=sexual fantasy
classicnathan 8
Chicks are shifty man! Got friend zoned on the first date
fantasyworld 39
It's just a movie. You're over thinking this.
dabears1011234 27
Get the message?
LyricaSilvan 30
That doesn't necessarily mean anything.