Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML
Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML
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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
She's kind of insulting herself too by saying that...
toughchick14 15
I'm sure your beautiful OP. or at least on the inside.
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Comments (90)
CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16
I think,there another reason for the reason.
XxcaitanatorXx 12
thats rude
Enslaved 38
Awe that's so sweet! She knew she couldn't duplicate perfection. :P
Desticles69 13
should of told her you got your looks from her
caohm 18
does she realize she insulted herself too?
annoyedweirdo 9
Lmfao that's funny but your mom must just be jello
graceinsheepwear 34
Pudding maybe?
ShakeDisPlace 10
Well lets just hope the doctor slapped your mom when you were born Op. Regardless, I bet your beautiful.
Omniprism 15
That's horrible and your mum should be ashamed of herself. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't think I'm terribly attractive but I have a husband who thinks I'm beautiful. Don't listen to your mother. She might actually be jealous in a way maybe.
worldclassrager 41
I suppose she didn't want a girl...but hey your alive and someone will like you for who you are...
Huddisher 10
Horrible mother.