Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML
Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML
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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
She's kind of insulting herself too by saying that...
toughchick14 15
I'm sure your beautiful OP. or at least on the inside.
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Comments (90)
ctlnaaia71 8
I'm sorry OP, but your mom is a bitch!
Goblin182 27
Sounds like something my Mom would say, jokingly of course. Some families just do that.
pikachulove14 14
I'm sorry.ik how it feels.try to roll it off and just keep going:)
arre2006 19
Tell her it runs in the family as you hold a mirror to her face
DividableByZero 11
I did but it broke... :/
Krystal3408 32
Why are parents so rude these days. Seriously.
mr_sarcastic416 29
Your mom didn't have any kids after you, because she couldn't find anyone that'd wanna do her twice
Hisfiance13 7
Ugly duckling(:
yellowaholic 25
Tell her it's the genetics.
Fernando83 19
If you said nothing to her in response to that you deserve it. Mother or not f*** her. And if she said she was kidding there's always some truth behind every joke.