Today, I asked my mom if she thought I was straight. She looked at me and said, "Well, that's really up to you honey. But your father and I would still love you." I was asking if she thought I had parked straight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
Today, my parents bought me a wine glass with "Who needs a man?" painted all over it. Cute, until after dinner my mom looked me in the eyes and asked with complete sincerity, "Kara, are you gay?" My parents tried to get me to come out. I'm straight. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
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pertained 12
yeah, her parents are accepting.
blkwhtrbbt 0
decision? you honestly think there is a choice involved? That's like choosing whether or not to have vision. Or hearing. there is no choice involved. Research says that's more true for guys than for girls though.
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Comments (149)
Merlin_44 0
ya not an FML at all. unless you think being Gay is THAT wrong.... which just means you're Ignorant.
spektorish 0
This is more of a bad joke than an FML. Stop sending stupid shit in, people.
Always4tehlolz 0
Today, I told my son that I would love him no matter what his sexuality was. He then posted it on fmylife.com FML
Tall_Kid 0
ROFL
ffpoisongirl 0
You phrased it wrong, and in this day and age that's how people would interpret it. YDI.
survivalism 0
Yeah, I hate it when my parents are supportive of my decisions, too.
starvingxartist 0
Yeah, your life isn't ******. My mom is completely liberal, and she's still told me multiple times that she would've been pissed if I'd been a lesbian. I'm not, but still, at least your parents would still love you if you were gay.
Roddsy 0
#45, who said it was a guy =P but yeah, this isn't a FML.. i agreeee #13, i wants that "so what" button ;o; like nao >;0
suckstobeyou3 0
"FML"s like these make me wonder why mine never get published. i mean, i got two weeks of detention because nobody told me april vacation was cancelled and i went to a red sox game with my dad for my birthday and ran into my school principle who was sitting in the seat in front of me! how is this FML-worthy and that isn't?! and, just for the record, the people that read the FMLs moderate first, then the top ranked ones that the people have moderated go to the creators and they choose some to post.
qwertyuiop8989 0
Can someone please tell me why FML's are getting published that aren't really FML's and are similar to many already published ones???? Who's in charge of what gets on here??????