Today, I asked my mom if she thought I was straight. She looked at me and said, "Well, that's really up to you honey. But your father and I would still love you." I was asking if she thought I had parked straight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
Today, my parents bought me a wine glass with "Who needs a man?" painted all over it. Cute, until after dinner my mom looked me in the eyes and asked with complete sincerity, "Kara, are you gay?" My parents tried to get me to come out. I'm straight. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
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pertained 12
yeah, her parents are accepting.
blkwhtrbbt 0
decision? you honestly think there is a choice involved? That's like choosing whether or not to have vision. Or hearing. there is no choice involved. Research says that's more true for guys than for girls though.
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Comments (149)
FatJoke321 0
hahaahaahahahaha thats funny XD at least she'll still love you though :)
littlegraykitten 0
not a very bad fml, but really funny!
emerald_fml 0
Why is this an FML??? Your parents sound pretty cool. It'd be an FML if you were asking about the car, but your parents thought you meant sexuality, and said they would disown you, not realizing that you were, in fact, homosexual.
Calaura9 0
Today my mom told me that she and my father had unconditional love for me. FML
thequeenofscots 0
Why is this an FML? You have it great. I'm a lesbian and get the joy of trying to tell my ultra religious mum about my girlfriend. I wish my mum would react like yours. D:
rityz 0
i agree. why is this a FML cos it sucks to think that your mum wld accept you if you were not straight? this just shows you how much she loves you for gawd's sake u dumbass go get her a nice gift for mother's day
on_a_boat 0
This is SO NOT an FML. OMG, F YOUR LIFE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS WOULD STILL LOVE AND ACCEPT YOU IF YOU WERE HOMOSEXUAL. YOU POOR THING.
Teriyaki360 0
If you ask it the way u do, Mom am i straight, obviously she will thinking the other thing >_>
PianoManGidley 0
It's not a "decision," #8. Gays don't "decide" to be gay anymore than straights "decide" to be straight. All we decide is to acknowledge our urges and whether or not to act on them.
SirAndrew 0
Translated, this reads: "I have tolerant and loving parents. FML"