Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
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Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
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lettertjes 0
Why would you wear shorts when it's freezing anyway? And, I feel like I'm repeating myself, but when your thighs are relaxed, they always jiggle unless you're only skin and bones.
Taija 0
Before all the people who have never touched a girl start calling the OP fat; unless if you're horribly anorexic, every girl has more or less fat on their thighs.
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Comments (63)
yaya32492917 0
wow either ur fat or she is trying to make u feel bad because she doesn't like the shorts ur wearing and it's freezing outside y r u wearing shorts?????
saranottelling 7
This FML is from Georgia- it's probably warmer there, but I really have no idea.
lettertjes 0
Nah I googled a weather report. It's also freezing in Georgia.
GruntOfAction 0
I live in Georgia, no snow, but it was 18 degrees last night.
saranottelling 7
That's so odd. I wonder why I always thought it was warmer there. Thanks for clearing that up.
Jujube93 0
Nope. I live in ALABAMA and it barely gets to like 12 degrees here now and we're supposed to be warmer than most
brutal_banger 10
Alaska's colder you lower states have nothing on us in cold or snow or moose killings
Homeboy927 0
hahaha
j_Leigh15 0
that sucks. My mom did that once, but it wasnt because i was fat It was because she wanted the shorts i was wearing.
blastvortex 4
You asked a question. You got an answer. ^_^ Don't complain.
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
at least she didnt say you looked fat.
123e3 0
You just got OWNED!
CallMeHush 1
Honey the shorts didn't make you look fat... your huge ass did. Don't ask when you know the answer.
zenti 2
Let this be a lesson to you women: if you go fishing for compliments you will be disappointed with the answers you get.
me5 0
So you'll never know what she thinks
citygirlnomore 0
hahahahahh