Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
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Top comments
golden_warrior 23
I bet this the same girl that wanted to make a sex tape with her uncle as the camera man.
Welshite 40
Now the question is if her cousin is male or female.
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Comments (123)
Bigfabthetruth52 22
That's ******* weird
jefrey 9
im also have the FML app bad news dude, im your girlfriend's cousin..
kaaaatiiee 12
These kinds of fmls always seem to come from the US...
cypherwars 15
Run the other way OP. Run. Run. Run!
mosquito19 14
why would you ask that? are you 10?
Kuramasan_fml 12
What a scary story =A=;;
azyjazy713 11
I kno this goes without saying, but That's weird, dude
rubyred996 3
Shut it down!
Blavock 12
Her secret is to **** her cousin what the hell is wrong with her
disasteraverted 2
In court and in relationships, never ask a question you don't already know the answer to.