Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
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Top comments
golden_warrior 23
I bet this the same girl that wanted to make a sex tape with her uncle as the camera man.
Welshite 40
Now the question is if her cousin is male or female.
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Comments (123)
uarudeassbitchyo 17
I smell incest ...
unlocked_ 9
Awkward
steffidallasbfl 16
That's really awkward.
Bekll 31
Isn't that a good thing? She's saying OP looks familiar and that's why she's attracted to him. Guys I'm into have nice blue eyes and are courteous and funny, reminding me of my male cousins.
khaoticpanda 28
As long as the cousin is attractive
Axel5238 29
The people saying she finds her family member attractive true, but why would you want to be intimate with someone that reminds of family member, especially when it comes to looking like them? The OP specifically says that's one of the main reasons and that's all sorts of weird and creepy no matter how you try to explain it.
liaRawr 9
Something's not right about that girl :/
maggiefox 25
Oh that's ****** up.
FlyingPie 17
Incest is best.
ohSNAPyall 27
The girl has got issues. Just check her baggage at the door.