Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, a classmate accused me of having butt implants because "women can't have a huge ass and pancake tits". FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, when people ask me what I’m doing this summer and I answer that I’m going into plus-size modeling, they rudely say, “Oh, me too,” or, “Oh, my grandma too.” I have an hourglass figure and spent hours on my portfolio, but everyone still thinks I’m just trying to feel better about being fat. FML
Today, I was doing a sewing project in class. My friend said we should get the teachers to model our designs. I said that I did not think I would have enough material to make clothes for one of the teachers. I said this in front of the whole class very loudly, while the teacher was right next to me. FML
Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML
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Proudmary 2
:(. I wish i had your problem. (I'm a girl though)
MadeOfAwesome 1
MOOBIES!
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perdix 31
Unless your friend is working for Kozmo Kramer and Frank Costanza, she's not going to need your modeling services.
Spastastic 6
WIN.
DoingItWrong 0
YDI for not using commas in your statement.
CSB7 4
man boobs!!!!!!
metro_mello 0
I wish my boobs where big :) I wonder if they make bras for men....
IceCubez 0
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Loveya448 0
Stop complaining and lose some weight!
Dante15 3
To anyone who said they don't have fat people as models is wrong. There are now plus size models this has been out for a long time so fat people can be models.
lettertjes 0
Plus size models aren't fat. They are a US size 8 (UK size 10, northen europe size 38, southern europe size 40) wich is a normal healthy figure. Fat people can be art models though. Artists like drawing fat nudes because it teaches them a lot about how to draw the texture of a human body.
CandidateForWax 0
Close, but a US size 8 is actually a UK size 12. I know, because the shirt I'm wearing has UK, US and European sizes (e.g. the label on my shirt says UK 8, US 4, Eur 36), so to work out the formula for US to UK sizes you add 4 :)
lettertjes 0
Oh I just know northern european sizes so I googled the rest :)
All_I_Need 4
Wow ! On my clothes and on website the difference between US sizes and UK sizes is always 2. Well... clothe sizing is a little weird anyway, I have a UK size 10 waistcoat, it sould be written : FR 38 - EUR - 36 - IT 42 - UK 10 but Eur and Fr are exactly the same.
All_I_Need 4
Still, a size 12 is not that big, especially since those models are so tall. I am a size 10-12 and I am not overweight. It also depends on your bones (while weight does not really change when you are "big boned"), I have a friend who is slightly overweight but can still wear a size 8 because she has really small bones
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leoofbodom 0
can i fist your arsehole?
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