Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, a classmate accused me of having butt implants because "women can't have a huge ass and pancake tits". FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, when people ask me what I’m doing this summer and I answer that I’m going into plus-size modeling, they rudely say, “Oh, me too,” or, “Oh, my grandma too.” I have an hourglass figure and spent hours on my portfolio, but everyone still thinks I’m just trying to feel better about being fat. FML
Today, I was doing a sewing project in class. My friend said we should get the teachers to model our designs. I said that I did not think I would have enough material to make clothes for one of the teachers. I said this in front of the whole class very loudly, while the teacher was right next to me. FML
Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML
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Proudmary 2
:(. I wish i had your problem. (I'm a girl though)
MadeOfAwesome 1
MOOBIES!
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Comments (119)
xx3ginaxx3 0
I love how this is worded :D
shewolfintheclos 0
your either a transvestite or really fat? i don't get it..
Person1233 13
Look at his name /facepalm
infiniti_G 0
OMG U R HOT ALEX
hot_mess88 0
I'm not trying to defend the OP, but everyone is making the assumption that he is fat. His name does sort of insinuate that he is, but he might not be fat and had no reason to believe he was until his friend said that. Gynecomastia is an actual condition which causes men to have enlarged breasts. While undoubtedly this is most often caused my obesity, it also happens quite frequently at the onset of puberty. About 10% of the time, puberty-related gynecomastia is a life-long condition. The other 90% of men with this will lose their man boobs within months of them growing, or within a couple years of maturing after adolescence. Also, if a man is producing lower levels of testosterone than is normal, we also see men sprouting ****. It happens, it's natural. I had two friends in high school who were in pretty decent shape, but they had boobs. I still feel bad about making so much fun of them, but one had boobs almost as big as mine, and I'm pretty well endowed, and it made me feel a little insecure about being a woman. On the other hand, he could be fat, at which point I would agree with you all that he should go exercise and stop whining about his man boobs.
janise 2
I think if he had enlarged breasts while being in good shape he would have wrote an FML a long time ago about having abnormally large breasts.
2bobbybowdens 0
All that happened here is you asked a questio you didn't want an answer too. I'm guessing you were trying to persuade her to let you model then it back fired. No biggie. Hope you wern't that upset about it. There's probably a minority of men these days that don't have ****. Thank god I'm one of em.
iloveantonio 0
:(
Acuvue 0
Actually, my understanding of fashion is that women with smaller breasts are preferred to model clothing. Most designers don't want to try to work around gigantic boobs flopping all over the place on the runway. Unless you're talking about, say, Sports Illustrated or something, flat-chested is the way to go in fashion. And nobody wants to see moobs.
Cowless 0
Odd that there are more people sympathizing with this man than the girl below who's overweight. Hmmmm...
xduckyyy 0
ydi for being fat
dude247 0
wow half of the people that use boob don't even know what it means.
dudeitsdanny 10
It's all about conotation, rather than denotation in the real world. Let us save "breast" for formal situations.