Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, I asked my dad why we didn't have any baby pictures. His response was, "They got lost in the flood of '93." I was born in '95. FML
Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled, "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML
Today, my grandson visited me, and asked if I had any pictures of myself from when I was a little girl. I happily looked for a few photos to give him, asking what had piqued his curiosity. He replied that he wanted some for a presentation he's doing on the Middle Ages. FML
Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4." FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
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Top comments
nix1993 41
"Oh, I thought you were reminding yourself of of the time when you were still smarter than me"
Javier6597 19
Wow I cant imagine a father say that to his child. Maybe he was joking?
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Comments (44)
queerdragon 20
Maybe you should have a talk with your father to see if he is serious. You might just need to reconnect and spend some time together.
NessaMae 19
My mom does the same thing, she only has pictures of me as a child hanging up. She says she hates how I look now. OP, I feel you.
Sunnystegosaurus 0
Hey guys, OP here. My dad doesn't actually dislike me, he's just a real joker with a messed up sense of humor. My parents are weird and are always doing things to mess with me. Also, this was edited and they took out that I was asking about in his wallet, not in general. :)
Goblin182 27
bazinga
DaSandman 9
get a sence of humor, dude...
worldclassrager 41
He still does...looks like you need some new photos...swap them out see what that does
DariaTrent 6
Taco Bell spicy asshole burn
WasabiG 11
This should be added to the book of dad jokes
ChoolyBooly 32
I would end the relationship right there....unless he was joking. Did you ask him if he was?