Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled, "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML
Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML
Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML
Today, I was going through my mom's closet. On one of the shelves, I found two baby books. One was mine, the other was one for a dog she owned before I was born. I looked through them both. The dog's baby book was filled out more than mine was. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend found the box of photos I've been saving for my daughter. He was convinced I was pining over her father and emptied the box into the dumpster behind our apartment. I'm still not done digging through the garbage to find the photos from the day my daughter was born. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
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Doortje 30
It could be worse OP, mine is labelled "Least favourite child".
aback 5
Be glad you're not a puppy. Your ass would be at the pound.
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Comments (111)
YDI_Bro 0
penis
banana_buddy 6
Hey it could have been worse, the folder could have been labeled "shit from when Annie was fuckable"
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Annie, are you OK Are you OK Are you OK, Annie Annie, are you OK You OK Are you OK, Annie Annie, are you OK You OK You OK, Annie Annie, are you OK You OK Are you OK, Annie
Wazilla 0
#1 must be gay, thanks for sharing
Alexxx125 0
damn
LouieLZ 5
Agree with that! Annie are you ok? So, Annie are you ok? poor OP
ThinkChink 0
Smooth Criminal Win!!!!! :D
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
#3 looks like a fat justin bieber.
starsbAby 2
u shouldn't be talking about looks...
FAILml 7
not gonna lie... this FML is pretty damn hilarious
Naitras 15
one must hope her name is actually Anna
Naitras 15
or Annie
WallyTheWombat 0
Well go back to being cute then.
DalekScythe 0
well he maybe he means, you WERE cute but now you're pretty?
zaff97 9
You should make a folder called "Shit from when Dad was young".
nikkibeez 0
he's a man.... that's probably not something you should look into too much.
nathan5 0
Sexist pig!!
nikkibeez 0
it's not sexist, it's reality.
SirEBC 7
Well aren't you just a little lost duckling.
Pb25797051 0
oh so I guess saying fat girls are ALL ugly, and it's just reality huh? Bitch.
SirEBC 7
No need for hostility.
ctFIRE216 0
hostility brought! I think brunettes on FML are ugly, have no personality and tiny A cups
nikkibeez 0
am I supposed to be bothered that you don't think brunettes are attractive on fml? I really don't care nor do I believe I'm being sexist. If you want to take it that way then fine, I'm just saying a man is not going to write some cute & sweet if there's a chance for someone else to see it.
SirEBC 7
52, not true.
Bosia 0
#4 is quite correct, I once write a poem for a girlfriend with the sweetest line being, 'You need to shave'. Now, if that doesn't scream "REALITY", I don't know what does!
demarcusT 0
chill 4 is just a women
docscientist 10
You're terribly mistaken, nikkibeez. Source: Myself, man.
josebeto1 6
I agree with 62, let it go 4 is just a women. She knows nothing.
xStarKillerx 4
>_> <_< ..................... Woman*
nathan5 0
I joked btw people
WallyTheWombat 0
Psh and you guys all yourselves "men". MEN wouldn't let a WOMAN'S opinion bother them. I don't care if you're throwing the whole "when women stereotype men it's feminism and when men stereotype women it's sexism" standard in her face. Let them have that one. Us men have: man with lots of women = stud woman with lots if men = **** (Feminism view:) Man of any kind = pig Woman with lots of men = empowered And before anyone else says it, a key that opens a lot of locks is a master key but a lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock.
penguinazul 13
Wow, that was really sexist, and I'm not even a feminist. =/ Just because I'm a woman, that means my opinion isn't valid? The examples you gave are extreme, ridiculous ideas,and I agree. But not all women are feminists, and it isn't right for you to judge us all because you know some women out there who are feminists. It is not a feminist view to see a woman as a human being who is capable of intelligent thought. It is a sexist view, however, to suggest that men aren't "men" because they not only let a woman have an opinion, but let her voice it, and then have a debate with her about it. I'm sorry, dude, but you're wrong here.
penguinazul 13
Just so you know, this was before I read nikkibeez's comment, which WAS sexist, sorry. Not all men lack the capacity to be sweet and nice. Some actually are quite good at it. Some are bad at it. The ones that are bad at it =/= all men. However, my point still stands. Women still deserve opinions. :)
WallyTheWombat 0
I know women have valid opinions and not all man-hating lesbians. I was trying to sound ignorant like #4.
YDI_Bro 0
Bitch, make me a ******* sammich
KyRidHEART 0
overreact much?
penguinazul 13
Yeah, I guess I did, lol. I was in an argumentative, "I'm going to get offended" mood. Sorry! :)
TSS_Fan 0
That sucks :(
aback 5
Be glad you're not a puppy. Your ass would be at the pound.
LightningLadyy 0
Haha poor ugly Annie :P
Since1998 20
How nice of #38...
Since1998 20
#31*
Doortje 30
It could be worse OP, mine is labelled "Least favourite child".
shacoria 0
LMAO. Well that sucks
hopper5101 11
haha this post was funnier than the FML
Aniki_Sohma 20
I'm sorry, but that me lol. I'm sorry:(
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well op, no ones ever as cute as an adult as they were a baby(: sucks but that's life for ya!
yahoowizard 16
I don't think people can get back to that initial cuteness from when they were a baby
tacobird123 7
Well, on the brightside...He once cared about you right?
mariluvs 0
thats true
HappyJello 7
At least he didn't throw the drawings away.
imrpowers 2
hey, at least he thought you were cute at some point!
starrs_movingIn 0
ironically, I have a friend in NC whose name is Annie...& I believe her dad would do something like this...HAHAHA