Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had a one-night stand. I feel terrible, because I'm engaged to a wonderful lady. My dad just said, "You did the right thing, son, keep it up. She's gonna steal half ya shit in the divorce anyway". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
What the…?
Today, my dad showed up at my house and offered to take me to my favorite restaurant. He drove me to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He believes I only had my daughter, who I love with all my heart, because I drunkenly hooked up with a girl. FML
News to me
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Great, just great
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
That was a really dick move. On both of your parts.
zahra_786 19
Yeah, you should feel terrible. F your fiancé's life. She deserves better. Also, being drunk isn't an excuse.
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emeraldisle 30
YDI scumbag!
devilsADD 7
You really need to consider what you want in life. If getting shitfaced and doing it with random ladies is your idea of a good time, then you may want to hold off on becoming a husband . In fact, you could turn out just like your father... But I do disagree with everyone saying you deserve hell's wrath. Live and learn son, make those important changes.
swampbaby985 30
After I saw engaged to a wonderful lady...automatic YDI. Dumbass.
yenze 18
1 ydi it for cheating. 2 ydi for being so self centered that you say your life is f'ed for getting bad advice and not that your life is f'ed for cheating (which it is and should be) or your "wonderful lady's" life is f'ed.
scottyboy417 19
Now you get to go day after day with the feeling of guilt and the fact you're a douche on your conscience. Nice move on your part dumb ass
Toriahh 21
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You know, some parents know you a lot better than you think. Maybe your dad sees how "unwonderful" your lady really is....
yenze 18
maybe op's dad sees how unwonderful op is
mywhitebear 12
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Girl here, I think you should just keep it from her. If you want to honestly be with her and honestly care about her then you don't need to hurt her. But if you don't see yourself with her, or you feel okay with ******* other chicks while you two are together then you should tell her so she can find someone who loves her like she deserves.
yenze 18
ok wow. worst. advice. ever. also you don't need to say if you're a guy or girl no one cares, although you're probably a guy since you felt the need to say if your a guy or girl and the fact that you have blue around your (lack of) profile picture
Noreason89 6
lying is never a good idea cause when she does find out and she likely will it will be 1000 times worse than it would if he was straight forward about what he did
mywhitebear 12
It's funny how you can say that over the Internet but I guarantee that if we were face to face you wouldn't say a damn thing. It's my experience, AS A GIRL, that when cheated on I preferred to not be told rather than be told. Because then I had the good times without second guessing every damn second. Maybe you should be attacking the op rather than me, for my opinion. Just suck it up.
renjisgirl12 22
That's your opinion, because quite frankly I feel the opposite. I was in a relationship, and we split up for a few weeks. It was only until we were thinking about getting back together that he admitted he'd cheated during our relationship, and I felt like everything we had together was a lie. I certainly dont want my whole relationship to be built upon a lie like that. As someone whose been cheated on and had it kept from me, I can say it was 1000x worse hearing about it afterwards as I was denied my right to deal with the situation as it happened. I was given no choice about being with a guy who I thought was faithful. So in my opinion, your advice is very bad advice. But if you'd rather live a relationship that's a lie, fair enough that's your right. Ignorance is bliss.
mywhitebear 12
Look, we all chose what hurts us and what we are strong enough to move on from. I have been cheated on and told about, I have also not been told about it until I chooses to move on from the relationship. In my personal experience, I did much better when the relationship I was in, and not the one he was in, I was a much happier person.
kitten1800 18
I think it's horrible not to be told about it and find out later. For someone like me, that's ensuring insecurity and doubt; has he been doing it the whole time? was I not good enough? etc. And I believe it's better to know sooner rather than later. No relationship worth having has a foundation of lies.
DjeePee 25
You know what bothers me the most about 'not telling her'? That she probably once will have the same cheat-opportunity as him and - considering she's a wonderful lady - will stay faithful. Perhaps I'm thinking to much about my own personality here, but if my fiancé thinks he can have sex with someone else, then he should be aware that I gain the same right. Which means the relationship would end or evolve into an open one.
Nikki_Shay 4
Simply put. STFU. Worst advice. "Yeah LIE about CHEATING to a woman you are going to make a life long commitment to." Sigh. You really need to sort out your priorities
kerstileann 26
1 nobody gives a flying **** about your gender. 2 that is horrible advice "keep it from her" wtf?! what happened to being honest in a relationship?
mywhitebear 12
Look, I stated my opinion. I really don't give a shit what you have to say about it. You don't know a single thing about her, or much about him, OR anything about me. Thanks for proving, once again, every one on the Internet suddenly gains balls. No matter what YOU think I am going to stand by my opinion. Oh, and I give a shit about my gender. So do quite a bit of other people, so **** off! :) thanks.
mywhitebear 12
I honestly don't give a crap what you have to say. It's not your life, yet you act like the world is ending because I simply stated my opinion. Maybe you need a reality check. Oh, and I, along with MANY other people care about my gender. So maybe you don't, but I don't give to Fs.
sturschaedel 27
24, although you've been getting shit here, I do agree with you, in the case it really is a one time incident. But of course, once the dude chooses to not tell, he can't ever tell a single person. Not now, not later, not at the possible end of the relationship, not even on his death bed. If he can't live without lightening his conscience at some point, he should just come clean now.
aria78 19
I agree too. If it was a one time thing I'd rather not know. There are some things you can never recover from. that's one of the big ones. Now if he continues to cheat that would be different. Every one is allowed one **** up in life. But him telling her only makes him feel better and destroys her. He should live with the guilt.
bleeping 5
Scum
Ebbzyboy12345 16
Tell her and apologise- explain it was an accident
jamiescot9 7
An accident? I don't think the OP accidentally had sex with a woman who wasn't his fiance but I guess it's possible. I mean maybe the OP is a nudist. Perhaps he was relaxing on the beach people just laying about. OP went back to his car to get some sunscreen, and while he was walking along he fell (due to his inebriated state) and landed right inside a female beach-goer.
Nikki_Shay 4
Did he just happen to fall and end up inside the one night stands pants?
ostfaiz 18
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Awsome realistic daddy, listen to him before he shares all these crap on a different FML, FYL Op ;)