Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had a one-night stand. I feel terrible, because I'm engaged to a wonderful lady. My dad just said, "You did the right thing, son, keep it up. She's gonna steal half ya shit in the divorce anyway". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad showed up at my house and offered to take me to my favorite restaurant. He drove me to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He believes I only had my daughter, who I love with all my heart, because I drunkenly hooked up with a girl. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
That was a really dick move. On both of your parts.
zahra_786 19
Yeah, you should feel terrible. F your fiancé's life. She deserves better. Also, being drunk isn't an excuse.
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Rababco 29
How come it's often considered rape to have sex with a woman who's drunk but when OP cheats when he gets drunk, he's a horrible person? It sounds like a double standard to me. People make mistakes. Yes, what he did was horrible but he regrets what he did and he obviously loves his financee. That's much better than most cheaters who don't regret what they've done and only regret getting caught. OP, tell your financee what you did. She's sounds like a sweet woman who will forgive you, especially since you were drunk, even if it will take some time. If she decides to leave you that's her choice and maybe it's for the best but hopefully she'll give you second chance. Yes, it will hurt but I think she'd rather know the truth than to find out she was lied to about something so serious. Also, you should be more careful when you drink, even possibly give up alcohol all together. You don't want to make the same mistake again and you obviously aren't in your right mind when you're drunk. Next time, you could do something much worse, like driving drunk and end up killing someone. Also, get checked for an STD so you don't pass it onto your finacee if you both decide to stay together. Also, to everyone else, please don't have sex with some who's drunk man or woman. Chances are, they'll end up regretting it when they're sober. It could even be considered rape because they aren't able to truly consent. It's like not allowing someone who's drunk to drive, even taking their keys from them if necessary. You can't always stop them from having sex but you don't have to be the one they have sex with.
caitywebbkid 5
I'd divorce your arse too if you cheated on me